I'm Dylan. Founded in 1993. I'm a Toyota fan boy, especially for the Old School goodness. I have had two Lexus SC's, a 6th gen Celica, MKIII Supra (I will miss that car dearly) and now a 7th gen Celica GT. I'm pretty chill so that's cool.

 

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

hukgwai:

drivehardandneverlift:

autongraphic:

thislifeintransit:

canimuff:

johan-kobayashi:

hakosukajapan:

thisisaweblog:

calpan:

nekotofu:

ayy lmao

Super practical

What if ESPN starts to cover stance meets now

Lmfao

Lmao

jesys

Can you imagine the play by plays though?*In golf announcer voices*"Stepping up to the curb we have Tandem of Die member, josephayala, and his lowered s13 nissan 240sx. Now I’ve seen the spec sheet on this thing and I can tell you it is extremely low. Judging from my experience, this may be a difficult run for Joe.”"That’s right, Bob… but you’re also forgetting that Joe Ayala has an extensive career in driving lowered vehicles. He may have a few tricks up his sleeve to sho- oh! He’s starting his approach!""Look at the angle he is taking toward the curb!""See what I was saying, Bob? Experience plays a vital role in this event, too often we see these new comers, claiming they’re going to destroy the game, only to have their bumper ripped off in the first moments.""So true, Trevor. Now you can see Joe is using full extent of his angle mods to crank the wheel over and get the front end raised as high as it will go… but I’m not sure if it’s going to be enou…"*front bumper scrapes lightly before passing over curb*"Ooooohhh!""Damn, that will deduct points from the judges end score.""But the bumper is still attached and over the initial hump, which is not bad for this course.""Still, the curb is far from over, Bob. Let’s keep watching.""Now you can see Joe has cranked the wheel fully to the other side, using both the height aid, as well as the angle to his advantage.""This is where it becomes a patience game though. Already likely frustrated by scraping the front bumper… now he has a crowd forming, attrated by the noise. The pressure is on and unless Joe can keep his cool we may  see a full on burnout over the curb.""And that, Trevor, is NOT what the judges want to see!""That’s righ, Bob and- OH WE HAVE LIFTOFF!""He is on three wheels! This just got interesting!""no doubt, Joe has got to be sweating now!"*sideskirt lightly scuffs, wheel drops back down, last corner of the car drops over, exhaust taps the ground sounding a resonating “TING”*"Wow.""I have not seen a run like that all day.""Truely hair-raising, Trevor. Truely""Even with that first bumper scrape, you know the judges are going to love that one."I’d start watching ESPN I think

Reblogged because Cole’s commentary

A+ commentary skills


cole mad it 9394837363 more interesting

hukgwai:

drivehardandneverlift:

autongraphic:

thislifeintransit:

canimuff:

johan-kobayashi:

hakosukajapan:

thisisaweblog:

calpan:

nekotofu:

ayy lmao

Super practical

What if ESPN starts to cover stance meets now

Lmfao

Lmao

jesys

Can you imagine the play by plays though?

*In golf announcer voices*

"Stepping up to the curb we have Tandem of Die member, josephayala, and his lowered s13 nissan 240sx. Now I’ve seen the spec sheet on this thing and I can tell you it is extremely low. Judging from my experience, this may be a difficult run for Joe.”
"That’s right, Bob… but you’re also forgetting that Joe Ayala has an extensive career in driving lowered vehicles. He may have a few tricks up his sleeve to sho- oh! He’s starting his approach!"
"Look at the angle he is taking toward the curb!"
"See what I was saying, Bob? Experience plays a vital role in this event, too often we see these new comers, claiming they’re going to destroy the game, only to have their bumper ripped off in the first moments."
"So true, Trevor. Now you can see Joe is using full extent of his angle mods to crank the wheel over and get the front end raised as high as it will go… but I’m not sure if it’s going to be enou…"

*front bumper scrapes lightly before passing over curb*

"Ooooohhh!"
"Damn, that will deduct points from the judges end score."
"But the bumper is still attached and over the initial hump, which is not bad for this course."
"Still, the curb is far from over, Bob. Let’s keep watching."
"Now you can see Joe has cranked the wheel fully to the other side, using both the height aid, as well as the angle to his advantage."
"This is where it becomes a patience game though. Already likely frustrated by scraping the front bumper… now he has a crowd forming, attrated by the noise. The pressure is on and unless Joe can keep his cool we may  see a full on burnout over the curb."
"And that, Trevor, is NOT what the judges want to see!"
"That’s righ, Bob and- OH WE HAVE LIFTOFF!"
"He is on three wheels! This just got interesting!"
"no doubt, Joe has got to be sweating now!"

*sideskirt lightly scuffs, wheel drops back down, last corner of the car drops over, exhaust taps the ground sounding a resonating “TING”*

"Wow."
"I have not seen a run like that all day."
"Truely hair-raising, Trevor. Truely"
"Even with that first bumper scrape, you know the judges are going to love that one."




I’d start watching ESPN I think

Reblogged because Cole’s commentary

A+ commentary skills

cole mad it 9394837363 more interesting

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

Anonymous asked
So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

supramitch:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

seriously, what a person 

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